My life,,

• Me: Oh, Katniss, you made a friend!
• Book: Rue dies.
• Me: Oh, Katniss, you and Peeta both get to live!
• Book: Revolution starts.
• Me: Well at least you'll never have to play in the Games again!
• Book: Katniss, you're going to be in the games again.
• Me: Aw well at least Cinna's going to help you!
• Book: Hey Katniss, watch while Cinna gets murdered.
• Me: Effie?
• Book: Nope. Dead.
• Me: She's still got Peeta.
• Peeta: MUST KILL KATNISS.
• Me: At least Prim's still alive.
• Book: Oops, Prim died.
• Me: Gale-
• Book: Gale kinda helped kill her.
• Me: Oh thank God, the war's over, she's married, she has kids.
• Katniss: Everything hurts all the time forever.
• Me: Okay then.